Okay, so I kill plants. I'm thinking it's because they are too quiet. They don't tell me when they're thirsty. It's easy with cats because they will either whine or stare a hole into my head. Plants, not so much. Cacti tend to be the plant choice for people like myself, but here's an option that requires even less work - a crocheted cactus that looks just like the real thing minus the responsibility and guilt! Oh and it's not so prickly, either.