Things That Might Kill You
Things That Might Kill You$19.99 from Perpetual Kid
This is the best thing to happen to hypochondriacs since WebMD. Conveniently organized by the slightest of symptoms to confirm that you undoubtedly have one or more of the deadliest diseases, and complete with gross diagrams. It's an absolute must-have for hypochondriacs. (Yes, that means you, Julie.)