Squirrel Underpants
Squirrel Underpants$5.99 from Perpetual Kid
I've been wondering how to prevent squirrel nudists from flaunting their stuff in my yard. The Internet is here to help! From the site: "Squirrel Underpants are real! They started as an April Fools joke, but the reaction to them was so strong we decided to actually make them. [...] Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils." Note: we do not recommend actually attempting to cloth wild animals, unless you enjoy having scars and rabies.