Giant Swiss Army Knife
Giant Swiss Army Knife$999.00 from Think Geek
Ohhhh yes. Gentlemen, this is it. The king of all pocket tools. Who knows how you could possibly operate any of the tools here, but that doesn't matter. The point of owning this thing is to bestow upon yourself the title of Manliest Man In The World. Other pocket tools will bow before yours. This contains all 85 tools produced by Wenger (the makers of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife), combined into one monstrosity. We love it. It is certainly just as powerful of a sculpture as it is a collector's item.