Germ Coasters
Germ Coasters$20.00 from Etsy
From the site: "Face your fears, Germophobes, with these brazen germ coasters. Each set of coasters has four unique germ drawings. The salmonella, botulism, e.coli, and listeria germs are drawn onto a pre-fabricated 4"x4" ceramic tile with glaze and then fired to 2000 degrees. These germs are here to stay no matter how much sanitizer you use." Pretty funny.