Business Bib
Business Bib$135.00 from Business Bib
Maybe you already know about these and I'm just late to the party. But after discovering them, I can fully understand that they are catering to one of the most common aspirations of the modern business man: to make millions of dollars while wearing only underwear. Specifically designed for video conferencing, a Business Bib is made to slip over whatever you're wearing (or not wearing). No need for custom tailoring, big money, or hard-to-tie ties. This half-suit provides just the coverage you need to earn the respect of your superficial video-conferencing colleagues in between episodes of Lost. On the site they even make the mullet analogy: "Business on the top, party on the bottom." Awesome. Buy one. At the least, it will put you in the correct business man mindset.